For the Birds?

The warmth is flirting with the air around here. So I pulled up a series of stories I wrote a year ago in Washington Square, during the blushing moments of last year's springtime. So have a read, and then cross your fingers that the warmth will get a little more tenacious sometime real soon.


Feather artwork by TheClayPlay at Etsy.

Feather artwork by TheClayPlay at Etsy.

She was shushing the birds.

"Shhhh! Shhhhhhhhh!!" She hissed at them, jumping up to shake the branches of the poor tree where they perched. I could hear the chirpy chirp chirp of the park birds – the slightly squeaky ones that are constantly set on "repeat" and chirp and chirp and chirp with an uncanny volume, being such small, handful-sized avians.

It wasn't a large tree but then, she wasn't a large woman, squat and tiny, your stereotypical Italian matron, assiduously engaged in dictatorial peacemaking (as Italian matrons are wont to do).

Not being tall enough to grab a good hold of a branch, she clutched at a few leaves from a low-hanging bough, then furiously rattled it.

"Shhhh!!!"

As I approached down the brick-laid sidewalk, I heard her say, if not directly at me then certainly for my benefit, "They are fighting! Why they fighting? Stop fighting! Shhh! Why you fighting?"

I couldn't place the broken English; perhaps she really was an Italian matron, transported here to the streets of Philadelphia from some small sun-drenched town in the Tuscan hillsides (where the entire cypress tree, perhaps, is much easier to rattle by simply shaking the bottom-most branches) with the sole purpose to quiet these argumentative, voluble birds.

As I walked away, I couldn't help but think, perhaps this woman has an intimate and scientifically-informed knowledge of the nature of park birds. Perhaps those chirpy handfuls are actually engaged in an unnatural blood-fued battle over the territory of a small tree bough. Perhaps she isn't crazy.

Then I thought, perhaps she really isn't crazy. Perhaps she yearns for peace and amity just like most of the rest of us; she's just less guarded about working for it.

In today's warring world, is peace  really for the birds?

Anthropologie Gilded Bird prints. Yes please.

Anthropologie Gilded Bird prints. Yes please.

Like a modern aviary icons.

Like a modern aviary icons.

Louis

Today is the day!

Louis arrives today!

Somewhat tardy (he should have been here on Thursday, but Louis disdains precipitation), but with all the class of an iconic historic era, he shall finally enter my life.

And we will be happy together, for pretty much ever.

Let me backtrack about 45 years.  

My mother got it into her head, 'round about her 20th year, that she wanted an Oriental Rug. Whether inspired by the Orientalists of a century earlier, or inspired by the magazine pages tucked into inspiration binders (newsflash: inspiration boards have always been a thing) for her interior design classes, I do not know. What I do know is that mom had a hankering for an Oriental Rug.

All you need is rugs.

All you need is rugs.

Richly died and plushly woven wool with a pattern that echoes the history of centuries and whispers, "Luxury. Luxury. Luxury...".  It was a completely impractical, highly over-priced, utterly ridiculous desire.

Luxury. Luxury. Luxury...

But, alas. Reason reared its ugly head. In the form of my grandfather. (This is in no way a judgement on Granddad, who was by no means an ugly person, but was, it must be said, frugal to a fault. He had that lived-through-the-Great-Depression-frugality that pulses in the veins of old women who stuff their mattresses and steal sugar packets from restaurants. But with a decided dignity because, at least in my family, we do not speak of hardship. We live through it.

Anyway, back to the story.)

Granddad informed my mother, firmly and with parental certainty, that an Oriental Rug is not an investment. It is a glorified floor-mat that you walk on, tracking dirt and shoe-grease and worldly woes across its exorbitantly overpriced surface until it is old and worn and tired.

So mom, the bright-eyed, beauty-loving Indiana-girl-turned-Athens-Georgia-co-ed, surrendered with filial grace and conceded. 

No Oriental Rug.

Today, if you ask my mom about what she would have changed looking back on her life, this is her answer: She would have blown the cash and bought the Oriental Rug.

If you ask my mom about what she would have changed, this is her answer: She would have blown the cash and bought the Oriental Rug.

Flash forward to Christmas 2014. Mother, in her eternal and ever-constant nurturing of my soul and its appreciation of beauty, planned a girls outing for my last day in Atlanta.

And we went here:

The Restoration Hardware show room in Atlanta.

 
A sunset shot of Mecca for interior designers inside the Perimeter.

A sunset shot of Mecca for interior designers inside the Perimeter.

 

Be still, my beating heart.

This place is the stuff which dreams are made on. It's like a museum trip for the particularly acquisitive, because everything is still outrageously overpriced, but not like Post-Impressionist canvas overpriced. Like, "My Lord, they charge that much for a chair?!" overpriced.

And while we were there, I saw Louis. Or rather, met him.

 
Louis in Linen.

Louis in Linen.

And then mom and I walked to Starbucks and looked at my finances and considered the quickly-approaching financial pitfalls in my life (new car, new computer, new phone, emergency stash of cash...).

And then we talked about an Oriental Rug.

And then we walked back to Restoration Hardware and I bought the damn chair.

Which brings us to today, 3 months of pre-natel expectation later.

Louis is coming.

I swore to myself I wouldn't name him until I saw him. Like an expectant mother dreaming up names for an as-yet-unmet child, I told myself it'd be bad luck to name him too soon. I mean, how could I even know if he was a boy or a girl - he hadn't even been custom-crafted yet!?

But I can't help it. He is a boy, and his name is Louis, and he is arriving today.

And I will love him forever.

Louis in his new habitat.

Louis in his new habitat.


Gloriosity...continued.

Gloriosity has a new home, at least for the time being.

I knew this day would come - the day when intuitive user interfaces would proliferate on the very wide worldwide web and I would finally be able to build a website without first mastering a formidable knowledge of HTML and CSS.

SO HUZZAH AND HALLOO!

Gloriosity has moved.

If you're interested in the old-school archives, in the skipping route map of thought from 2009-2012, just pop on over to www.gloriosityisawayofllife.blogspot.com and FEAST YOUR EYES. And your soul. And your psyche. And whatever else you use to drink deep the drafts of life.

Then come back here, because I've got some goodies in store for you, world.

A bien tot!